Congratulations Well Adjusted Insurance Adjuster!

There's a lot to be said for a claims adjuster who actually enjoys their work.  Most claims adjusters are maladroits who like to see human misery and make it that much worse by driving home the raw, untold awful that precedes an insurance claim.  Some of them are physically aroused by harming other people, specifically the weakest people among us, others simply enjoy spreading misery around as much as they can.

You, on the other hand, legitimately like seeing disasters, and like to wander through their aftermath.

You're not particularly perverse within your trade.  You're just well suited to it.  You like helping people get back on their feet, you weren't abandoned by your family and raised by a pack of soulless animals who taught you that money was the only real currency in the world, you don't masturbate to images of elderly couples crying.  You just really get excited when you're walking through ruins.

Today's going to be a particularly cool one for you because, in the wake of that major thing that happened in the news today, you're going to be called in to deal with claims and adjust policies as needed.

You'll wander around the place where that thing happened, talking to people effected by those stunning events that everyone's heard about, and doing what you can to help.  You'll eat your lunch while sitting on some of the debris from that terrible event, then after you finish, you'll help people out a little with cleanup and first-response aid before you go back to dealing with paperwork.

When you're finished, you'll drive your rental car to a motel located a reasonable distance away from the event that transpired in that place where all that stuff happened.  Then you'll go to bed, smile curling your lips, and dream of disasters to come.

Congratulations Well Adjusted Insurance Adjuster!