Monday, August 19, 2013

Congratulations Phillip!



We’d like to take this opportunity to say: PSYCHE!

Fuck you Phillip!  We know what you did with Sharice, and we think it’s bullshit.  There are things you just don’t say to people unless you mean them, and you crossed a line when you pulled that thing the other day, you piece of shit.

We know it’s more complicated than that, and that a lot’s been going down lately in your life, but seriously dude.  Get fucked.  You’re just a terrible fucking person.  Truly awful.

We hope you get dick cancer and fall off a tall building into a barrel of acid, filled with carnivorous fish that can somehow survive in acid.  And that Sharice gets the stuff she left at your apartment back.  You should make sure you see to that right away, it’s seriously uncool for you to keep her sweatshirt after what you did.

Twat!

Congratulations Phillip!

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