Friday, August 23, 2013

Congratulations on Surviving the World Ending Plague with that Girl You Like!

The news anchors will sign off one by one.  Some will politely excuse themselves and then wander off lens, presumably to find their loved ones or die with some measure of privacy.  Some will sit in front of the camera, describing their experience, moment to moment.  Some will stammer and sit, waiting for something, anything, to happen, to overrun the studio and eliminate the necessity of making a choice in their life.  Some will succumb to the disease, doing their best to, with their last moments, present some sort of lasting image to the world.  One man will shout his goodbyes to his loved ones as a rabid mob tears his studio apart.  You’ll flip through the channels quickly before turning the television off and walking over to the young woman you escaped to the bunker with.

She’ll be taking stock of the supplies, making marks on a clipboard, no doubt thinking about shelf lives, rationing, how long the two of you will be able to survive in your high school’s conspicuously well funded fallout shelter.  She’ll be muttering to herself when you interrupt with your obvious “It doesn’t look good.”

She won’t look up when she flatly retorts with “You don’t say.”  You’ll nod.

“Supplies look good?” you’ll ask, voice cracking as you remember to frame it as a question.  She’ll shrug.

“For two people it should be enough for a long while.”  You’ll smile and nod.  She won’t even turn her head to acknowledge the gesture.  Her eyes will be fixed on boxes and boxes of food, medicine, and the pistols and rifles which will sit, unloaded, in their open gun cases, well oiled and free of moisture.   You’ll take the opportunity to take in her beauty.

It won’t be the obvious, jaw dropping kind.  She’ll have tiny hairs at the back of her neck that will curl up into the bundle of her ponytail.  Her shoulders will square oddly, one slightly lower than the other, and her face, heart shaped, will have a tendency to frown.  As she works she’ll purse her lips, making them seem less full and juicy than they really are, though it will make her look like she’s expecting a kiss.  Wisps of hair will scatter out of her ponytail and on to her shoulders, filling you with the urge to brush them off, tighten them up and replace them in her secure single braid.  You’ll resist the compulsion, but the urge will make you tense up, shifting your breathing and drawing her attention.

She’ll know what’s going on immediately.  She’ll roll her eyes in response.

“Jesus Christ,” she’ll mumble.  “It’s not gonna happen, nerd.”

You’ll nod at her.

“Sorry,” you’ll murmur.  She’ll raise one hand and give you the middle finger before she goes back to her checklist.  In response, you’ll begin exploring the confines of the shelter.  It’ll be spacious, but you know that it won’t feel that way for long.  But part of you hopes that she’ll get over her rule about sleeping with guys who do close-up magic before the six month stay in the shelter is up.  It’d really suck to spend the entire end of the world with the girl you’ve had a crush on for the past three years and not even kiss her.

Congratulations on Surviving the World Ending Plague with that Girl You Like!

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