Thursday, November 3, 2011

Congratulations on Learning About Gun Safety!

There are lots of gun safety rules that you should remember if you’re around guns often. Always have the safety on unless you plan to fire a gun. Never point a gun at anything you don’t intend to shoot. If you don’t know for certain, assume a gun is loaded. And, of course, never look in the barrel of a gun to find out if there’s a bullet in there.

Today you’re going to learn a new lesson: never give you cousin Cheryl a gun. Because she’ll shoot you in the leg “just to see what it’s like.” She’s a sociopath, and you should make sure she never gets her hands on a gun. You might even want to make sure she ends up in jail, or some sort of treatment. I mean, really, who just shoots someone in the leg?

What a dick.

Congratulations on Learning About Gun Safety!

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