Monday, March 14, 2011

Congratulations on Lighting the Fucker on Fire!

Today you’re going to light a man aflame, just to watch him writhe and die.

“I just wanted to let you know about the ACLU!” he’ll cry, but you won’t listen. You’ll know he’s a filthy fucking liar, in league with the communists and the drug dealers and crack addicts. You’ll know he’s a bad man with a bad mind who can’t help but be evil.

“Quiet white devil,” you’ll mutter at him as he rolls on the lawn, stroking your own alabaster belly as you stand there watching him writhe in flames, your form shirtless in the night.

Congratulations on Lighting the Fucker on Fire!

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