Congratulations on Tricking Your Wife!

Tonight you’re going to do what we thought could never be done: you’re going to make someone associate something positive with the film The Bone Collector. It’ll be an amazing feat of mental dexterity which will begin when your wife suggests that you rent the Denzel Washington vehicle. Knowing of the film’s dismal reputation you’ll panic. Things will have been bad enough between the two of you lately that you won’t have the guts to tell her no, but you know that sitting through that shit will only make your marriage that much worse.

So you’ll move quickly inside your head, forming an elaborate scheme with which to deceive her. But you’ll abandon that scheme almost immediately and instead just decide to rent some interracial porn and tell her that you thought it was The Bone Collector, feigning ignorance if she accuses you of trying to just get her to have sex with you on a night other than Wednesday or Saturday.

When you show up with the DVD she’ll shrug and assume that you couldn’t find a copy of The Bone Collector and thought this would be a good replacement for it. So instead of watching that terrible movie, which your wife only wanted to see because she wanted to get turned on watching Denzel, the two of you will curl up and watch Black Cock Sluts 8, which will get the job done about as well.

The two of you will punctuate the film with no fewer than three sexual episodes, and by the time it’s all finished you’ll both fall asleep with warm feelings towards the film The Bone Collector which you’d never thought you’d experience, as well as a newfound appreciation for the engrossing storytelling of the Black Cock Sluts series of films.

Congratulations on Tricking Your Wife!