Thursday, May 13, 2010

Congratulations on Talking About the Film 30 At Length!

We get that you don’t meet a lot of women. And it’s cool that you’re going to be so psyched about meeting a girl who likes classical culture as much as you do. But you might want to ask questions about what she finds interesting about it and then work off of that to chat her up instead of just rattling off your favorite scenes from 300 in rapid succession, complete with voices and spittle and, at one point, no shirt.

We understand that being alone is no picnic, but there are better ways to find someone than screaming at them about overproduced B movies for fifteen minutes until they walk out of your cubicle and into HR to request a transfer.

Congratulations on Talking About the Film 300 At Length!

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