Monday, May 17, 2010

Congratulations on Coming Up With a Great Pornstar Name!

It’s going to be Max Sinnzz, spelled just like that with two ns and two zs. Now the only things standing in the way of your successful career in adult films are the facts that you’re overweight, out of shape, have a tiny penis, performance issues, a horrible grating voice and hideous acne. If you can work all those out you’ll be all set to take on what you think of as a “dream job,” but would most likely be a harrowing and mentally scarring experience for you.

Congratulations on Coming Up With a Great Pornstar Name!

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