Tuesday, May 11, 2010

Congratulations on Putting Salt in the Wound!

She’s probably right about it killing any infections that might’ve been present, sure. It’s a sound argument and no one here in the office is a doctor so we’ll buy it.

But we’re almost positive that it isn’t, as she so aptly put it “the best way to do it.” There are disinfectants, many of which have mild anesthetics intended to dull the pain of the annihilation of all healthy cells in the wound’s immediate vicinity.

So while she her thoughts might truly have been of your safety and well being when she told you she knew just how to fix up your stab wound it might just be one of her many ways of saying that she isn’t really that interested in dating an unsuccessful bank robber anymore.

Congratulations on Putting Salt in the Wound!

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