Today, following the two month anniversary of your graduation from college, you’re going to finally up and run away from your comfortable home in the well appointed Oklahoma ranch of music legend Andrew W.K.. You’ve lived there ever since he kidnapped you in an attempt to improve your relationship with your dad, decades earlier. He decided to keep you after briefly meeting your father and the two of you never looked back.
But times must change, and today you’ll leave his home with nothing but his cell phone number, all your shit, a 2006 Mazda Miyata, twenty thousand dollars in a Wells Fargo account and the clothes on your back. He’ll wave as you go, trying not to cry. You’ll try to do the same as you hold up your hand and say to him, in a whisper, goodbye Andrew W.K..
Congratulations on Running Away from Andrew W.K.!
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