It’s the day before the big heist and because you’re part of an eco-friendly group of thieves you’re going to spend it sorting through your recycling making sure that the mixed paper and cardboard don’t have any plastic bottles or aluminum cans mixed in with them. You’ll take it one step further and break into your neighbors apartments to do the same while they’re at work. It’ll mostly go smoothly, except for one time when a woman returning home to get something she’ll have forgotten will almost notice you, but it’ll all work out and you’ll go back to your apartment and watch Everybody Loves Raymond and go to bed early to make sure that you’re well rested for the next day’s heist.
Congratulations on Separating the Paper from the Plastic!
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