Tuesday, December 22, 2009

Congratulations on Stealing the Pope's Hat!

You’re an American student on vacation in Rome who happens to also be a werewolf. Today you’re going to wake up from a night of binge drinking with the pope’s hat over your dick and no memory of what happened. You’ll spend the next several days trying to find out if the moon is full and if you killed anyone recently, but for the next hour, pre-panic, we suggest you just try to enjoy your vacation and take pride in having stolen and desecrated one of the most recognizable catholic artifacts in the world.

Congratulations on Stealing the Pope’s Hat!

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