Friday, December 18, 2009

Congratulations on Spilling the Gasoline!

You’re an up and coming mob soldier who wants to impress his bosses like nothing else, but really isn’t very good at his job. So tonight you’re going to slip while dousing a cop in gasoline and all of your buddies are going to burst out laughing. It’ll be super embarrassing but later at the mob clubhouse they’ll buy you an apology card and give you some hugs and everything will be better. It’ll be a weird bonding experience and even though you won’t advance at all in the mafia you’ll know your mob friends really care about you, so that’s good.

Congratulations on Spilling the Gasoline!

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