Saturday, December 19, 2009

Congratulations on Ruining Most Things With Your Vagina!

Today scientists are going to run some science type tests on your lady bits and discover that they are, in fact, the font of most evil things in the world. These things will include (but are not limited to):

Bats
Locusts
Swarms of things (including the former)
Joe Francis
Episodes of The Man Show
Dry Brisket
Your Horrible Daughter.

This list is a work in progress, and we encourage posters to supply and discuss various additional ways that your vagina is ruining everything. Thanks for your contribution to society and consider killing yourself!

Congratulations on Ruining Most Things With Your Vagina!

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