Tuesday, December 31, 2013

Congratulations Warp Monster!



When the portal opens up and you step through it into Weehawken, you'll take in the sights, the sounds, the horrified grimaces of the metalhead kids that didn't think the ritual would actually work, and you'll shake your head.  You'll sigh.  Then you'll begin your work, methodically killing everyone who summoned you before branching out into the town, and then the state.  It'll take a lot of blood to open up a new portal to get you the fuck out of Weehawken, but you'll be willing to do it.  No one, not even a demon created in the hellish warp between dimensions, a demon who was created as the physical aspect of a particularly horrendous crime, should have to spend New Year's Eve in New Jersey.  God speed, warp fiend.

Congratulations Warp Monster!

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