Wednesday, December 4, 2013

Congratulations Friskers!



You're the guys who frisk people at various events.  There are only two of you, and you rarely to get to find things.  It's a terrible job, tedious, constantly shifting location, invading people's personal space in a way that neither of you actually want to.  There's no real change in your day to day, and no real payoff for doing it all.

Well, today is going to be a little different.  Today you're going to be frisking some kid, and you're going to find a gun inside of his belt.  He'll look at you guys sheepishly while you hold up the gun and look at him like "c'mon buddy."  He'll shrug and you'll take the gun and then let him in to Don Mafioso's office.

It'll be a day that you'll discuss around the watercooler for months to come.

 Congratulations Friskers!

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