Monday, November 18, 2013

Congratulations Tooth Maker!



Every town requires tradespeople, but not every town requires you.  You, today, are Thomas the Toothmaker.  You craft teeth from other larger, discarded teeth.

"Why would we ever need you?" the citizens of Calgary will ask you when you arrive today.

"Do you like hockey?" you'll respond.  The citizens of Calgary will look at one another and nod in concurrence that hockey, in their estimation, is generally an excellent pastime.

You'll just stare at them after that until they catch on and start making a series of "oh" and "ah" sounds.  After that they'll set your shop up right nicely, give you some friendly Canadian tax breaks for having such a useful business, and begin supplying you with the rare Sasquatch teeth you require in order to work your odd, nigh mystical trade appropriately.

Congratulations Tooth Maker!

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