There are lots of children's books about trees, but most of
them are about bullshit played out cultural values that sellouts espouse so
they can make a little more coin. That
ain't you. You ain't about that. You're a children's book inhabiting tree for
a new generation.
You're the Dubstep tree!
What does that mean?
Exactly what it sounds like!
Whenever someone is walking by, you blast dubstep music at
them.
If they sit underneath you, they just feel the reverberation
of a subwoofer - there's no music. But
if someone else walks by, you start blasting music and the woofer-vibes get
much, much worse.
Your book centers largely around the town getting together
and burning you to the ground.
Congratulations Dubstep Tree!
No comments:
Post a Comment