Thursday, November 14, 2013

Congratulations Dubstep Tree!



There are lots of children's books about trees, but most of them are about bullshit played out cultural values that sellouts espouse so they can make a little more coin.  That ain't you.  You ain't about that.  You're a children's book inhabiting tree for a new generation.

You're the Dubstep tree!

What does that mean?

Exactly what it sounds like!

Whenever someone is walking by, you blast dubstep music at them.

If they sit underneath you, they just feel the reverberation of a subwoofer - there's no music.  But if someone else walks by, you start blasting music and the woofer-vibes get much, much worse.

Your book centers largely around the town getting together and burning you to the ground.

Congratulations Dubstep Tree!

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