When she runs up to you and grabs your dick, don't freak
out. Just play it cool. Say, "Sup lady?"
She'll reply by rubbing your dick furiously and asking
"Can you see me, can you see me?"
By the time you figure out what she meant, you'll already
have come, she'll have been dragged away by the police and you'll have ridden
the bus home alone in shame. You'll get
it when you look in your pocket and find an index card with her name, Carrie,
and her number, [redacted], scrawled out for you along with a note: I want to
get fucked by a man who looks like Mister Magoo.
A few days later, you'll call her.
Congratulations Mister Magoo Look-A-Like!
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