When you run out of the jungle and begin signing at the
poachers rapidly one of them, one who has a deaf sibling, will gesture for his
companions to hold their fire.
You'll make a quick 'thank you' sign, then rapidly digress
into a series of signs, flashing them with such speed and accuracy that, while
he'll be taxed to keep up, the poacher won't miss a single syllable/gesture.
"He's asking us, very politely, to leave his tribe
be," he'll tell his friends.
"He used Conrad references in his request."
The poachers will look at one another, share a nod, then
shoot you in the chest with a high powered rifle. As you lay dying, you'll watch them walk into
the woods, towards your village, while the one who spoke sign language signs
back at you, 'Sorry.'
Next reincarnation, we recommend learning a more practical
skill than signing literary references.
Congratulations Articulate Ape!
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