After months and months of growing hair, you grew a beard.
Originally it was wild and free. You looked vaguely like a terrorist. It was a bad time in your life for getting
pussy.
Today you’re going to trim your beard so it fits just right
around your mouth. It’s like an
invitation to ladies: “hey, who wants my mouth around your vagina?” The resounding
response will be “no one.”
Congratulations, You Look like a Rapist!
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