You’ll slam on his ribcage and weep.
“Doctor, what’s wrong?” the sexiest nurse in the entire
hospital will ask you as she bends down and gives you a nice big glimpse o’
cleavage.
You’ll weep into the man’s chest. Your tears will fall on his still beating
heart. He’ll moan softly.
“I can’t do it today,” you’ll moan. “I just can’t! It’s too soon!” Then you’ll brace yourself on his chest and
shout up at the sky. “SOPHIA!”
Sophia is the other nurse who works there, who you’ve been
sexually harassing for months now. A
week ago she’ll have quit and accepted a large settlement from the hospital in
exchange for her silence regarding your sustained and repeatedly rebuffed
advances.
“We should get another doctor right away,” sexy nurse will
announce to the room. “This man could
die in a matter of minutes if he isn’t seen to.”
You’ll nod and wipe your nose.
“Okay. Thank you
sexynurse.”
She’ll look at you and your eyes will go wide as you realize
what you just did. Half an hour and one
dead patient later you’ll be in the hospital lawyer’s office all over again.
This time they’ll be discussing the terms of your dismissal and the fact that
the hospital lawyer will be unable to represent you in either of the upcoming
cases that are going to be filed against you.
You’ll tearfully acknowledge the state of affairs, then return to your
incredibly well furnished apartment and purchase a plane ticket to Malta.
Later, you’ll fall in love with literally ever woman on the
resort where you’re staying and find yourself extricated to America in an
unprecedented state of affairs.
Congratulations Heartbreaking Doctor!
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