Today you’re a prisoner given a day pass, like one of those
people we were taught to fear in the mid-nineties. During your day out of prison, you’re going
to visit a carnival, ride a ferris wheel and kill a man with a pipe in a
bathroom. Then you’ll return to prison
and tell the boys in the cell block tales of ladies in tanktops and Turkish flats
while they audibly jack off. Be sure to
tell it real sexy or you’ll end up getting “bad story raped” by the boys in the
cell block!
Congratulations on Getting a Day Pass!
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