There’s been a recent rash of werewolfings (that is, the
generation of werewolves) in this here city of ours and it turns out it’s all
your fault. It’s all your fault because
come full moon time you’re fucking irresistible, and all the ladies just can’t
keep their hands off you so of course what do they do? They go out and run you down and fuck your
wolfy brains out and wake up the next day with lycanthropy, because fucking
duh, lycanthropy is sexually transmitted.
Just wear a fucking condom, dipshit.
Congratulations Fanged Lothario!
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