Congratulations on Nailing Your Hand to a Board Comically!

You won't notice what you're doing until the pain streaks up through your median nerve and into your arm.  From there the aches will shoot up into your brain with each twitch - the sensation will be unbearable, truly horrific.

"Oh god, oh god, oh god," you'll mumble at yourself, trembling, while your co-workers look on and laugh.

"Check out Sully!" some dipshit, probably MacMurphy, will call from below.

"GET HELP!" you'll shout, suddenly panicking.  The surge of adrenaline will dull the pain and you'll respond by trying to move away from the nail, tugging on your hand, tearing at the flesh, sending fresh sparks of pain flying through your skull.

This new pain will be deeper, worse somehow.  You'll want to curl into a ball, but you'll be trapped there on the scaffolding, hand stapled to the wall, tears streaming down your face while your co-workers shout "pussy" at you.  When the ambulance finally arrives, the paramedics will start laughing the moment they catch sight of you.

"Classic Sully," the attractive female paramedic will shout as she takes a cell phone picture of you.

Soon after this, you'll begin to lose consciousness from a combination of shock and blood loss, but don't worry - you'll live to see those pictures posted on Facebook tomorrow, along with a lengthy message from your father about why he never really loved you.

Congratulations on Nailing Your Hand to a Board Comically!