You’re going to have a shot at a successful musical career today. But don’t worry, it’ll vanish tomorrow in a heartbeat.
Today you’re going to meet a young, hip record executive. You’ll meet him in line in Safeway and he’ll think you look marketable, mostly because fat is in ever since that tubber Jonah Hill started getting film roles. When he sees your pizza rolls and 40 of PBR he’ll mark you for a hipster and two minutes of conversation later you’ll be in like Flynn.
You’ll immediately hurry home to tell your roommate and lead singer that you’ve got the audition of a lifetime, but when you show up he’ll be balls deep in your girlfriend. You’ll be super excited and will have known for a while but when you move to join in the two of them will freak and get really upset that you ruined their cuckolding you has had no effect.
Your lead singer will dismiss your audition in a feeble last minute attempt to hurt you. It’ll work and you’ll show up the next day to try and sing for the first time in your life, like a scene out of a teen movie. It won’t work at all and you won’t get a record deal. All because you couldn’t keep it in your pants, perv.
Congratulations on Destroying Your Band!
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
No comments:
Post a Comment