Today you’re going to walk up to a Scientology protester and punch them right in the face.
“You’re not helping!” you’ll shout at them as they massage their jaw. They’ll look at you, puzzled at your response.
“But you’re a secular humanist,” they’ll say. “How could you disagree with our cause?”
“Because you’re being total shitheads about it!” you’ll shout at them. Then you’ll go back to your Prius, take a sip from your locally grown organic coffee and continue driving into Manhattan where you’ll manage some sort of charitable trust or some bullshit, we’re sure.
Congratulations on Showing Real Courage!
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