Today you’re going to have an out of body experience where it just feels like you’re taking a nap completely disconnected from the state of your body at present. So basically it’ll just feel like you’re taking a nap. You’ll ask the bible church that gave it to you for your money back, but they’ll have a strict no refunds policy. When you try to press the issue you’ll be chased from their tent by a large man with a bat filled with hammered nails, all the way back to your job at Blockbuster video.
Congratulations on Having the World’s Worst Out of Body Experience!
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