Showing posts with label uncertified hang gliding instructors. Show all posts
Showing posts with label uncertified hang gliding instructors. Show all posts

Saturday, December 11, 2010

Congratulations on Learning to Hang Glide!

Today you’re going to learn to hang glide just before you crash into the ground while trying to ride on a children’s kite. You’ll die horribly, in a mess of broken bones and punctured internal organs and, to be totally honest, you had this shit coming.

Congratulations on Learning to Hang Glide!