Most people who install tinted windows are pedophiles.
We do not congratulate those people.
But you’re a porn producer living outside the valley who likes to film people fucking in vans while an overenthusiastic cameraman and driver have really loud conversations, apparently to distract you and everyone else from how hot and desperate the young woman fucking in the car is.
Sometimes people see you fucking and you have to stop shooting and pay a fine for public indecency. It’s a problem, and you’ve been working on finding a solution for it.
Today you’re going to find one: install some god damn tinted windows in your van. That way your driver will be able to see out, and police won’t be able to see in and watch you and your “models” fucking.
Everyone wins, especially you, who won’t have to worry about being slapped with a felony for driving past a school or a playground ever again. One charge was enough! Now please stop talking while people are fucking in front of you, you have an annoying voice and no one wants to hear you stutter and repeat "bro" in front of a woman who's being paid to fuck someone with a huge dick.
Congratulations on Installing Those Tinted Windows!
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