Today during one of your porn mining operation you’re going to Google the term hentai. You’ll have heard it earlier in the day when you were asking a co-worker about weird porn, and she’ll have told you that “she thought you’d be into that shit.”
You took it as a compliment, not knowing any better, and so here you are, sitting on the internet, dick half ready, waiting to discover the forbidden knowledge of hentai that you will have, until this moment, been so unfairly denied.
Your search will start out with some images of tremendously breasted women with slavering mouths spread eagled against backgrounds of various degrees of formlessness.
“Okay,” you’ll declare, working your shaft.
Next you’ll encounter a set of women with tear filled eyes who are beset by disembodied penises, every hole either violated or about to be.
“Hm,” you’ll mutter. “I guess I can kind of see the appeal of that, maybe.”
Finally you’ll encounter an image of the entire cast of the short lived late-ninties cartoon Digimon being raped by a cluster of vines and tentacles. The tentacles will appear to originate from one of the many titular Digimon that people are supposed to give a fuck about.
“I think we’re done,” you’ll declare to your cat who, licking herself contentedly, will seem to agree.
Congratulations on Learning More Than You Wanted to Know About Hentai!
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