Monday, May 20, 2013

Congratulations Tram Tramp!



Your eyes will glisten with tears as you strum your guitar and look at the passengers.  One of them will vaguely resemble Amy, the girl you left behind so long ago.

“Oh,” you’ll murmur to yourself.  “Amy.”

The girl will move to the front of the tram, next to the driver, the farthest possible point from you.  You’ll want to get up and follow her, but the fortified wine you had before coming will be well set into your legs by now and so you’ll sit there quietly, striking notes aimlessly on your guitar, staring at the young woman with a singular sort of wistfulness reserved for those who have lost everything in their lives.

The gaze will be all you have: that, your guitar and your seat on the tram.  When the tram stops suddenly, it won’t break your gaze.  When the woman gets off, however, it will.  When the cops get on it’ll be as if they’re entering a dream, intruding upon a private moment you constructed for yourself on that tram, staring straight ahead, wishing you were somewhere, anywhere else.  When they reach the back of the tram the other passengers will have moved away, leaving a clear path for you to take out the rear door.  You’ll understand the intention of the officers, but their words won’t be able to pierce the veil of liquor and dream you’ve woven around yourself.

“Ughhh,” you’ll moan at them.  They’ll lift you by your armpits and throw you out of the tram on to your belly, leaving you in the street, puzzled.  Then they’ll calmly walk out and hand you your guitar.

They’ll say something to you, something that might be nice, but you won’t hear them.  Instead you’ll just lift yourself up, leaning on your guitar for balance, and begin tramping off into the early afternoon, wondering how you’ll keep this buzz going, how you might be able to make it run a little deeper so that you can keep the thought of Amy out of your head a little longer.

Congratulations Tram Tramp!

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