It’s been a long, winding national history, and so today,
you, Switzerland, as a country, are going to finally do what we’ve all been
longing for you to do since the mid-14th century.
You’re going to abandon that bitch-ass neutrality that you’ve
been harping about for so long.
“But what about all our gold?” everyone in the world with a
bank account inside your borders will ask.
You’ll chortle and respond:
“What gold?”
And with that your army of drones will take off from your
secret mountain bases: the Swiss supremacy will come to encompass the world,
and in time every man, woman and child on Earth will come to know what it means
to be neutral, peaceful, properly served in a country with draconian waste
management laws and really low unemployment.
Get ready to get deported to Antarctica, poor people!
Congratulations on Sort of Abandoning Neutrality!
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