Congratulations on Launching Your Pam Greer Fansite!

Pam Greer is more than a sex symbol, she’s an icon of the civil rights movement, a bronze goddess made flesh.  She’s a hellcat and a heroine, all rolled into one.   But lately, she doesn’t get much love.  Maybe it’s that her career was really centered in the 1970s, but you think that it’s because she’s old.  People got no love for the old ladies.

Well, people who aren’t you.

But you think she’s still got it.  In fact, you think old ladies in general still got it, but Pam Greer is a stand out example.

So today you’re going to launch a website dedicated to Pam Greer.  But not the hoity toity Pam Greer of the 1970s.  The earth, maternally sexual Pam Greer of the current day.  You’ll get most of these pictures by camping out in the bushes outside of Pam Greer’s house and waiting for her to do stuff.  Most of your pictures will be of her walking her dog or jogging, but a handful will consist of her gazing wistfully out of a window or adjusting a bathrobe.

These will be the choicest of photos.

In two weeks, you’ll receive a sternly worded warning asking you to take down the site.  You’ll refuse to do so, in the hope that Pam Greer will one day meet you in court.

Your hopes, of course, will be in vain.

Congratulations on Launching Your Pam Greer Fansite!