Today you’re going to step into a boardroom where all of the
liberal media figureheads (you know the ones!) are seated around a table
talking about how to make Comrade Obama president for another semester or
whatever the fuck they call it here.
You’ll turn your phone on and record the whole thing,
sending it to the one organization that can get the truth out: the website
Brazzers.
Two weeks later a porn parody detailing the events of your
shakily taken cell phone video will be out and Brazzers will have again changed
the face of journalism forever by giving Americans something interesting to
masturbate to.
Kudos to you, Brazzers, for not making your porn excessively
rapey most of the time.
Congratulations on Proving the Liberal Media Conspiracy
Exists!
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